19th
Lisa Frank, I have good news for you.
It’s in my trapper-keeper. I’ll bring it with me when we meet. We can meet in the food court. It doesn’t matter which food court— Lisa, it’s up to you! You’ll recognize me because I’ll be the guy wearing 1,200 unicorn/dolphin stickers and a red Phillies cap. It’s the complete dolphicorn set you released in ‘97! I’m not afraid to use them because you come out with such cool new stuff all the time. It’s impossible to keep up with… but it’s really fun to try! God bless America, don’t you think so Lisa Frank? I’ve always believed America is a fashion statement and you’re its hottest purple Golden Retriever. That’s a fact AND how my dog died, Lisa. But we can talk about that later. I have so many questions for you. Like, which line of stickers works best on a resume? Is it true you invented fluorescent pink?! What do you do with a kitten that’s become a cat? I could go on forever, Lisa, but I have to get to Toys R’ Us. See you at the food court soon, I’m looking forward to sharing the good news!
